​ASUS RTX 4090, i9-14900K, 32GB of RAM, installed on Samsung 990 PRO SSD

I got it off of Steam.

I have tried changing resolution to 1080, forcing 60hz, verifying integrity, launching every exe as administrator, reinstalling easyanticheat, installing the epic games store, allowing the files through antivirus and firewall, Reinstalling C++, updating Nvidia drivers, updating windows, disabling all overlays, and trying running it in various compatibility modes. NOTHING has worked.

It either crashes before loading the main menu or crashes after I hit Enter.